Single Is Not a Disease!

This is my first blog here so thought I would explain myself. I am 34, single, no children, and loving it. Yes that's right I love it. I have a great job that has wonderful benefits so that means YES I pay my own bills (to all the mean men that think all women are gold diggers, I only say this because I have turned men down for dates this is the first insult they say. Like that is going to make someone go out with them. "Hey you suck", "well of course since you put it that way I would love to go out on a date" um NO). I have a wonderful family which means I borrow my nephews, hype them up on sugar, and then return them to my brother lol. I get the whole bed to myself and I never have to share the remote.

I am not saying that I do not enjoy men. I do. I love to have fun dates or even have a boyfriend (that would be manfriend as we get older but that just sounds weird) I just like to have my own space as well. I like not having to get up because someone else's alarm clock went off or to be totally gross in private (face masks make us pretty but when on women look like something out of a horror movie). I like to drink the milk straight out of the carton, its my milk lol.

What I hate about being single is that people treat you as if you are a different species. Your friends get married and suddenly you are the enemy. You could be a home wrecker. Of course you've known there guy for years and never wanted him but that doesn't seem to make a difference. Extended family members are always saying you have to get married to have a great life, yeah um that worked out so well for them and all the ex-husbands in the family tree.

What I love about being single. Well lets list them off.
1. Never having to wait in amusement park lines- the rides always need one person to even out the car lol
2. You can always find your shoes because no one has moved them out of (their) the way
3 I get to watch what I want to on TV because .....drum roll please..... IT MY TV
4.I never pull out the OJ to find a sip left in the jug that was put back in the fridge unless I was stupid and did it myself
5.Restaurants are easy to get into because there is always room for one person

SO what I'M saying is I'm proud to say TABLE FOR ONE please!